Category Archives: Skinnys Jokes

A Redneck Love Poem

-A Redneck Love Poem- Susie Lee Done Fell In Love, She Planned to Marry Joe. She was so Happy 'Bout it All, She Told Her Pappy So. Pappy Told Her, Susie Gal, You'll Have to Find Another. I'd Just as Soon Yo' Ma Don't Know, But Joe is Yo' Half Brother. So Susie Put Aside…
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Who Pays the Checkers

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender. If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station…
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Davy Crocket Toilet Paper

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Farmer and State Trooper

A Farmer Story After pulling a rancher over for speeding, a state trooper began to lecture him about his speed. The officer began implying that the farmer didn’t know any better and began to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some…
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Warning About Buying on ebay

WARNING ABOUT eBAY Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight." Back to Skinny's Jokes
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Two Alaskan Moose Hunters

Two moose hunters, Sean & Liam, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big bull moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take the hunters, their gear, but only one moose. The two hunters objected strongly. "Last…
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