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Fish of Denali National Park

Fish of Denali National Park Denali National Park is home to 14 varieties of Fish.  Here we have listed these species in alphabetical order. Longnose Sucker Northern Pike Burbot Least Cisco Chum Salmon Coho Salmon Chinook Salmon Round Whitefish Arctic Char Dolly Varden Lake Trout Inconnu Arctic Grayling Slimy Sculpin
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Birds of Denali National Park

Birds of Denali National Park There are 179 Species of Birds at Denali National Park.  This list provides these details in alphabetical order.  The list also provides details on the likelihood of seeing each bird.  Likelihood ranges from 1-7.  1 being the most likely and 7 being the least likely. Alder Flycatcher - 3 American…
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Mammals of Denali National Park

Mammals of Denali National Park Denali National Park is home to 38 different Mammals.  Here we list each of these mammals in alphabetical order. American Beaver American Black Bear American Marten Arctic Ground Squirrel Brown Lemming Caribou Collared Pika Coyote Dall's Sheep Dusky Shrew Gray Wolf Grizzly Bear Hoary Marmot Least Weasel Lynx Masked Shrew…
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Map and Tours – Denali National Park

Denali Map A map to Denali National Park can be a crucial element in getting the most out of your visit.  We have organized some of the most useful maps of Denali to help you plan your trip. Denali Entrance - Details key features at the entrance to the park. Featured Trails - A map featuring Denali's…
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Things to Do in Fairbanks

Fairbanks - Growing in Popularity Fairbanks is a destination that is growing in popularity. According to the Alaska Journal, The summer of 2015 hit a new record when 1.7 Million visitors came to Alaska.  With some of the most amazing sites on the planet, it's easy to see why.  Alaska is home to to Mount…
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A Redneck Love Poem

-A Redneck Love Poem- Susie Lee Done Fell In Love, She Planned to Marry Joe. She was so Happy 'Bout it All, She Told Her Pappy So. Pappy Told Her, Susie Gal, You'll Have to Find Another. I'd Just as Soon Yo' Ma Don't Know, But Joe is Yo' Half Brother. So Susie Put Aside…
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Who Pays the Checkers

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender. If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station…
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Davy Crocket Toilet Paper

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Farmer and State Trooper

A Farmer Story After pulling a rancher over for speeding, a state trooper began to lecture him about his speed. The officer began implying that the farmer didn’t know any better and began to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some…
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Warning About Buying on ebay

WARNING ABOUT eBAY Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight." Back to Skinny's Jokes
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Two Alaskan Moose Hunters

Two moose hunters, Sean & Liam, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big bull moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take the hunters, their gear, but only one moose. The two hunters objected strongly. "Last…
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