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A Filthy Coma

A woman was in a long coma. A nurse was giving her a sponge bath, when she accidentally made contact with the woman's vagina, which produced a reaction on the heart monitor. Excited, she went and told one of the Doctors, and he in turn called the woman's husband to tell him to come over…
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A Bad eBay Buy

WARNING ABOUT eBAY Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
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A Vulgar Guinness

A Vulgar Guinness: Paddy's at his local pub, slowly sipping a Guinness, not being the happy go lucky Irishman he usually is. The barkeep walks over to Paddy’s table.  He says, “G’day Paddy, you seem a wee bit down in the mouth today, what seems to be ailing ye?” Paddy looks around, points out the…
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A Really Funny Awakening

A Really Funny Awakening: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after being out all night with his friends.  He couldn't remember much from the night before, and wondered if he had done something he shouldn't have.   After laying there for a few moments, he forces himself to open his eyes.  To his surprise…
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New Shoes

I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer.  I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Alaskan Hiking Stories

I was hiking once with my girlfriend.  Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.  Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.  I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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A Dirty Bus Ride

  Two Italian men get on a bus.  They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.…
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A Free Laxative for Your Cough

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall... The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I…
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Fish of Denali National Park

Fish of Denali National Park Denali National Park is home to 14 varieties of Fish.  Here we have listed these species in alphabetical order. Longnose Sucker Northern Pike Burbot Least Cisco Chum Salmon Coho Salmon Chinook Salmon Round Whitefish Arctic Char Dolly Varden Lake Trout Inconnu Arctic Grayling Slimy Sculpin
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Birds of Denali National Park

Birds of Denali National Park There are 179 Species of Birds at Denali National Park.  This list provides these details in alphabetical order.  The list also provides details on the likelihood of seeing each bird.  Likelihood ranges from 1-7.  1 being the most likely and 7 being the least likely. Alder Flycatcher - 3 American…
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Mammals of Denali National Park

Mammals of Denali National Park Denali National Park is home to 38 different Mammals.  Here we list each of these mammals in alphabetical order. American Beaver American Black Bear American Marten Arctic Ground Squirrel Brown Lemming Caribou Collared Pika Coyote Dall's Sheep Dusky Shrew Gray Wolf Grizzly Bear Hoary Marmot Least Weasel Lynx Masked Shrew…
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Map and Tours – Denali National Park

Denali Map A map to Denali National Park can be a crucial element in getting the most out of your visit.  We have organized some of the most useful maps of Denali to help you plan your trip. Denali Entrance - Details key features at the entrance to the park. Featured Trails - A map featuring Denali's…
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Things to Do in Fairbanks

Fairbanks - Growing in Popularity Fairbanks is a destination that is growing in popularity. According to the Alaska Journal, The summer of 2015 hit a new record when 1.7 Million visitors came to Alaska.  With some of the most amazing sites on the planet, it's easy to see why.  Alaska is home to to Mount…
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A Silly Redneck Joke

-A Redneck Love Poem- Susie Lee Done Fell In Love, She Planned to Marry Joe. She was so Happy 'Bout it All, She Told Her Pappy So. Pappy Told Her, Susie Gal, You'll Have to Find Another. I'd Just as Soon Yo' Ma Don't Know, But Joe is Yo' Half Brother. So Susie Put Aside…
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An Adult Question

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender. If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station…
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